Who Not To Date #1

Who Not To Date #1

Your Ex From Highschool's Best Friend, Who You've Known For 15 Years, And Haven't Talked To In Five

...Especially when he just tracks you down out of the blue and strikes up an utterly random conversation on the phone, which somehow has nothing to do with sex, but everything to do with sucking you in. Chances are, he's still drunk from last night, when he and your ex were out for beers and got to reminiscing. And somehow, you came up in the conversation, and your ex innocently mentions that you give the best blow-jobs EVER. And the drunken 'good idea' comes into said friend's mind to get your number off his passed-out buddy's cell phone and call you up "just to chat". Then comes to town "for work", and takes you out for a LOT of beers, on his tab, of course. Shows his sweet side, opening car doors and such. Keeps you laughing with his sly wit all night. Tells you he's not just interested in the physical side of things, as he romances you right into bed...

Word to the wise – he won't call you in the morning. Trust me on this one. Go for the nostaliga lay if you have to, but don't sit by the phone for the next week, wondering what happened to the really sweet side you suddenly saw for the first time last night...

Special Thanks to all my girlfriends, who pointed this one out to me...about three weeks too late...

On the bright side, Potential Bad Date #1 went fairly well. Lava boy J. kept me quite amused for five hours' worth of conversation ranging from philosophy to photography to laminate flooring. He is decent looking, and actually looked like the photo he posted. Does not appear to be axe-murderer material, though he may be just-friends material. Not exactly sparks flying, though sometimes that takes time...